Nice to know !!

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Well I could have edited it so that genders were swapped. But ... i think the description quite suits men. I don't quite understand why the above lines were invented because i don't think boys make jokes targeting non blonds.

Some thoughts !!!

:Ask for divine intervention when you are desperate.
:If you are desperately on the look out for divine help, chances are you are already f(*ed up too much. Even the divine intervention in such a case wont help much.

:In love there is never a point when enough is enough.
:Suffering in love is endless.

:Some dreams never come true.
:You must neither strive for truth nor seek to lose your illusions.

:None of your sins will go unpunished.
:If you play by the rules you will miss out on all the fun.

:Everything that glitters is not gold
:"Something worth gold doesn't always have to glitter".

:Prepare for the worst and anticipate the best.
:Stop anticipating and curse Murphy.

:Democracy is the best form of governance
:Hitler was elected democratically.

:You cannot live without him/her/it !
:Well you are atleast full of life to think about it. Aren't you supposed to be already dead ?

:In computer science, every problem is solved by adding an indirection.
:Many performance optimization problems can be solved by removing indirections.